{"id":1030,"date":"2026-02-27T06:39:48","date_gmt":"2026-02-27T16:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2026-03-02T08:59:02","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T18:59:02","slug":"animal-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1030","title":{"rendered":"Animal fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m going to sit here and listen to pop music. Blurred lines. It is mayonnaise. Bread is easier to chew with animal fat. She would say how does meditating bring an animal fat in to your mind? Why can\u2019t you just breathe? Count down. Okay, 100. 99. 98. 97. 96. 68. Turn the lights on. I cannot. I cannot breathe.<\/p>\n<p>You are not dumb. But you are not smart. What\u2019s upsetting to me is that you\u2019re not concerned about what you don\u2019t know. You like being stupid. Not stupid, ignorant. You like not knowing the answer. For me? Never. I have to know why. You? 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