{"id":1123,"date":"2026-05-30T06:32:10","date_gmt":"2026-05-30T16:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2026-05-30T06:32:10","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T16:32:10","slug":"coyote-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"Coyote ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You un-friended me? That&#8217;s like a modern-day public pillorying.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Oh god, Kalani, you\u2019re so dramatic. I had to cut you off. You kept posting weird shit on my wall. My family reads that you know?\u201d<br \/>\u201cI was just telling you that it\u2019s probably not a good idea to friend your kids. Your 16-year-old doesn\u2019t need to know what you look like dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly.\u201d<br \/>\u201cWell, if it makes you feel better, I deactivated my account completely.\u201d<br \/>\u201cIt actually does. Singling out one person out of 3 billion users is quite a statement, don\u2019t you think? At least now I blend in with the rest of the planet.\u201d<br \/>\u201cI wanted my privacy back. And I felt like I had to respond to everyone who contacted me. I don\u2019t need that. I actually feel free.\u201d<br \/>\u201cHippie.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You un-friended me? That&#8217;s like a modern-day public pillorying.&#8221;&#8220;Oh god, Kalani, you\u2019re so dramatic. I had to cut you off. You kept posting weird shit on my wall. My family reads that you know?\u201d\u201cI was just telling you that it\u2019s probably not a good idea to friend your kids. 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