{"id":1250,"date":"2026-08-06T11:49:31","date_gmt":"2026-08-06T21:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2026-08-06T11:49:31","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T21:49:31","slug":"eat-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kalaniperry.com\/?p=1250","title":{"rendered":"Eat butter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a tribe. And I don&#8217;t have to taste your mouth to know if you&#8217;re in it. It&#8217;s not a cult.<\/p>\n<p>I explained to my ex-wife once and I probably hurt her feelings but I wasn&#8217;t trying to. There is butter and there is margarine. They look the same. And that&#8217;s where it stops. This metaphor can be applied to most of pop culture. Hank Williams? Butter. Shania Twain? Margarine. Nirvana? Butter. Fall Out Boy? Margarine. Social Distortion, The Hold Steady, Drive-By Truckers, Seven Seconds, Bob Marley, Biggie, Loretta Lynn, Jack White, Gabby; the list is a long one. 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